Welcome to my life! (aka 98% Steven Universe and 2% actual living) I ship lapidot but I’m cool with other ships too #ENDTHESHIPPINGWAR *cough this blog is a mess cough*Tumblr (3.0; @i-swallowed-a-rock)https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://maidofsalt.tumblr.com/post/175223796532/ummm-country-roads-take-me-home" class="tumblr_blog">maidofsalt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://youreflammable.tumblr.com/post/175216185832/ummm-country-roads-take-me-home" class="tumblr_blog">youreflammable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://letmebegaytodd.tumblr.com/post/174577010313/ummm-country-roads-take-me-home" class="tumblr_blog">letmebegaytodd</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>ummm country roads?? take me home????</h1></blockquote> <p>to the place??? i belong????</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1164" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/42861c7cb1a0fcf1f01620c7cf069f81/tumblr_inline_pauwfz01yf1u1yvnk_500.png" data-orig-height="1164" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><h1>WEST VIRGINIA?</h1> </blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175282806988https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175282806988Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:06:37 -0400<p><a href="https://totallycorrectlapisquotes.tumblr.com/post/175279399769/peridot-is-sad-lapis-uh-i-have-a-joke-to" class="tumblr_blog">totallycorrectlapisquotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Peridot:</b> *is sad*</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Lapis:</b> Uh, I have a joke to cheer you up.</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Peridot:</b> You? A joke? <b>You?</b></p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Lapis:</b> *hesitantly* Don’t be sad because sad backwards is das, and das not good…</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Peridot:</b> …</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Lapis:</b> …Peridot?</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Peridot, screaming at the top of her lungs:</b> LAPIS JUST TOLD A JOKE!!!!!</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>Amethyst, five miles away:</b> OH MY FUCKING GOD, NO WAY!!!!!!</p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175282669413https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175282669413Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:01:49 -0400<p><a href="https://coruscenti.tumblr.com/post/175241304090/blue-diamond-me" class="tumblr_blog">coruscenti</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Blue Diamond:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="815"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2bfbebe1e5b806d0cf545675ea06a496/tumblr_inline_pavyqxld2q1r5r1ed_540.png" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="815"/></figure><p>Me:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="341" data-orig-width="629"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dada7f6c09bae96c9b782c536b04ebcf/tumblr_inline_pavyreX3w91r5r1ed_540.png" data-orig-height="341" data-orig-width="629"/></figure></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175276430943https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175276430943Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:00:34 -0400<p><a href="http://loomborn.tumblr.com/post/175239454775/the-diamonds-are-fucking-angry-because-garnet" class="tumblr_blog">loomborn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the diamonds are fucking angry because garnet didnt invite them to the wedding</p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175276428608https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175276428608Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:00:30 -0400<p><a href="https://bismuth.tumblr.com/post/175116685343/apparently-the-character-figures-come-apart-too" class="tumblr_blog">bismuth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>apparently the character figures come apart too???</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/afb14e863bca22478e0631f802c96862/tumblr_inline_paovr01urw1t6eox8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f8597745801ddcbcffc527b13ecaf7bc/tumblr_inline_paovr0yaB71t6eox8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="330" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c85304654f3763b1bd141e80a166b6af/tumblr_inline_paovr1pRjc1t6eox8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="330" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175266878848https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175266878848Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:48:06 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1db498aa57d4c6910ef3cc2924110806/tumblr_paux6bn8VC1vmuj5so1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c143d366ab93482ecc7236647bdb348d/tumblr_paux6bn8VC1vmuj5so2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/64edf0f2ac26ec692e08f37a0d14f33d/tumblr_paux6bn8VC1vmuj5so3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://bismuth.tumblr.com/post/175224221468/tag-urself-im-pink" class="tumblr_blog">bismuth</a>:</p><blockquote><p>tag urself i’m pink</p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175265703963https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175265703963Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:37:39 -0400<p><a href="https://connversefangirl.tumblr.com/post/175240049724/connie-maheswaran-on-todays-promo" class="tumblr_blog">connversefangirl</a>:</p><blockquote><figure data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="220"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/47e7d29b228ff53d723b846740e13c30/tumblr_inline_pavwci13Fj1ul4o70_540.gif" data-orig-height="197" data-orig-width="220"/></figure></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263972858https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263972858Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:07:28 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/219d9a8658389cd99926ca77e7c5051e/tumblr_pavtm813jY1vmuj5so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://bismuth.tumblr.com/post/175238683658/if-nanefua-is-there-than-that-must-mean" class="tumblr_blog">bismuth</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>if nanefua is there, than that must mean…..</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="88" data-orig-width="578"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6fd9dee72a5f87d6dc2b977da620d6d1/tumblr_inline_pax1t5nJms1vxxco9_500.jpg" data-orig-height="88" data-orig-width="578"/></figure>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263727723https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263727723Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:55:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/906a7c9eeb5b11ab026a3dbe4d52b889/tumblr_pavdkt3Xa71wz79lao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://3atgat.tumblr.com/post/175232614368/maybe-ill-find-myself-smiling-on-that-distant" class="tumblr_blog">3atgat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> maybe I’ll find myself smiling on that distant shore… maybe I’m not alone. <br/></p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263692013https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263692013Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:54:17 -0400<p><a href="http://molded-from-clay.tumblr.com/post/175237973002/im-sorry-but-did-everyone-see-jennys-gay-ass" class="tumblr_blog">molded-from-clay</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m sorry but did everyone see Jenny’s gay ass wedding outfit</p><p>And Sadie is wearing a polo shirt</p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263690858https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263690858Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:54:14 -0400<p><a href="https://bismuth.tumblr.com/post/175238132758/i-said-put-some-respect-on-horseamethysts-name" class="tumblr_blog">bismuth</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2><b><i>i said put some respect on horse!amethyst’s <strike>name</strike> mane</i></b></h2><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="768"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/23578c995fac5cbde976b66cdd4bb0c8/tumblr_inline_pavseceL8N1t6eox8_540.png" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="768" alt="image"/></figure></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263658398https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263658398Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:52:46 -0400<p>Yes</p>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263509323https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263509323Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:46:09 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d816dade8cea48e8c1438ef7e0e94605/tumblr_paungedsz61usqaifo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://timehuntress.tumblr.com/post/175220587554/this-funny-feeling" class="tumblr_blog">timehuntress</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i>this funny feeling…</i><br/></p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263494488https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263494488Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:45:29 -0400<p><a href="http://jenhedgehog.tumblr.com/post/175241395223/waiting-for-the-lapidot-reunion-like" class="tumblr_blog">jenhedgehog</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1>Waiting for the Lapidot reunion like…</h1><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="300" data-tumblr-attribution="princess-spxce:dcpmO04n8esuAlZPS--M4w:Z0bs2f2MRoZJw"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f83291dcf6baa1265340d624e7ac0a34/tumblr_or5lvxeNbH1w1qgm0o1_400.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="300"/></figure><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="moaningcastiel:9rO2-rT0d3CPsKZOwGgcPQ:ZCKBHf2FRwuRV"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a597a680851b6848e2b675e679466971/tumblr_ohn51vBCZH1vm5pzbo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250" data-tumblr-attribution="etudiant-en-ph3:BY4o01TG6MJa-Qs6KjqexA:ZQ7U-l1_nXk5q"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae9da39b36d6bf4e31639a843c9e72f3/tumblr_o02xdaKQqa1u3mbs6o1_250.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263484803https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263484803Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:45:02 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1439a289b8b40224d88afcf37d5d9ad0/tumblr_pavzygNy2k1wm0cq8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://buttonheart.tumblr.com/post/175241942316/lazy-drawing-buti-need-my-daily-lapidot" class="tumblr_blog">buttonheart</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>lazy drawing but..i need my daily lapidot<br/></p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263479913https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175263479913Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:44:48 -0400<p><a href="https://unknowconcreteflower-art-blog-me.tumblr.com/post/172280816246/it-was-rubys-idea-to-adopt-this-cat-convince-me" class="tumblr_blog">unknowconcreteflower-art-blog-me</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="442" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/57db81a101b1fdd7c93c2d99ec7b053d/tumblr_inline_p67n7fiZaa1s74psg_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="800" data-orig-height="442"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="720" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a04041a392581b7fd4ae46833b011194/tumblr_inline_p67n7nYa211s74psg_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1280" data-orig-height="720"/></figure><p>It was Ruby’s idea to adopt this cat convince me otherwise… <br/></p><figure data-orig-width="1324" data-orig-height="894" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c064e0325b60aa7b27d5c3309d5045e/tumblr_inline_p67njmhb2J1s74psg_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="1324" data-orig-height="894"/></figure></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175261112828https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175261112828Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:09:59 -0400<p><a href="https://pukyutan.tumblr.com/post/175259943739/dirty-talk-but-you-both-use-your-customer-service" class="tumblr_blog">pukyutan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tchalisew.tumblr.com/post/174265243306" class="tumblr_blog">tchalisew</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ruffboijuliaburnsides.tumblr.com/post/174248396852/fifty-shadesofgay-lo-kaia-hallucin8-dirty" class="tumblr_blog">ruffboijuliaburnsides</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fifty-shadesofgay.tumblr.com/post/174225878637/lo-kaia-hallucin8-dirty-talk-but-you-both" class="tumblr_blog">fifty-shadesofgay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lo-kaia.tumblr.com/post/173918355190/hallucin8-dirty-talk-but-you-both-use-your" class="tumblr_blog">lo-kaia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hallucin8.tumblr.com/post/173915472651/dirty-talk-but-you-both-use-your-customer-service" class="tumblr_blog">hallucin8</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice</p></blockquote> <p>Thanks I hate it </p> </blockquote> <p>partner: *cums*</p> <p>me: great! will you be needing anything else today?</p> </blockquote> <p>Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh God this is horrible I love it </p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175260349953https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175260349953Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:41:24 -0400<p><a href="http://skeleslime-phantom.tumblr.com/post/172472155959/popular-opinion" class="tumblr_blog">skeleslime-phantom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sushinfood.tumblr.com/post/172472093940/popular-opinion" class="tumblr_blog">sushinfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skeleslime-phantom.tumblr.com/post/172472064199/popular-opinion" class="tumblr_blog">skeleslime-phantom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sushinfood.tumblr.com/post/172471994870/popular-opinion" class="tumblr_blog">sushinfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skeleslime-phantom.tumblr.com/post/172436800434/popular-opinion" class="tumblr_blog">skeleslime-phantom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind</p></blockquote> <p>op do you accept constructive criticism</p> </blockquote> <p><i>choose your next words carefully, dear sushi</i></p> </blockquote> <p>m i n t    <i><b>s u c k </b></i></p> </blockquote> <h2> <b>YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE<br/></b><b>DISRESPECT MY MINTS</b> </h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="468"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7d02753ba3a379a9d9a9f3528eb3c3b/tumblr_inline_p6hsn6fgLj1r2lr4k_540.png" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="468"/></figure></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175251961113https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175251961113Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:24:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9796e520daefe92ae9d7b83d4d16267/tumblr_ojnh0aQhH71ubnrjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://textsbetweengems.tumblr.com/post/155749202857/it-means-flammable" class="tumblr_blog">textsbetweengems</a>:</p><blockquote><p>(It means flammable)<br/></p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175251958243https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175251958243Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:24:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6477a94af4dcc7eed2f395c73e9ef94/tumblr_pavr84FadR1we6z1vo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3295b87d554ed05d5b29ed1a585331fa/tumblr_pavr84FadR1we6z1vo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca2578b1a47f4c15486ff1b4f89dfbed/tumblr_pavr84FadR1we6z1vo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1f99be754d34953f6b2ed8228fce54ea/tumblr_pavr84FadR1we6z1vo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b585ef87b55b4a6ed390d647a3ace4df/tumblr_pavr84FadR1we6z1vo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://hanaxsongs.tumblr.com/post/175237622571/steven-universe-heart-of-the-crystal-gems-promo" class="tumblr_blog">hanaxsongs</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p><small><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iidmI5-qYjA"> Steven Universe: Heart of the Crystal Gems Promo</a></b></small><br/></p></blockquote><p><small>“This is our home! Our planet! Our friends and family!  We, are the Crystal Gems!”</small></p></blockquote>https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175247546823https://i-swallowed-a-rock.tumblr.com/post/175247546823Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:53:56 -0400